Craziest drunken arrest story ever
Taken from the Paddock, the general discussion board on CatsPause.com. I live there:
Druken night. Lots of kicking glass doors in, breaking through walls Kool Aid style, jumped from the 2nd story of a parking garage trying to elude cops, couple dog bites from said cops K9 unit, punching manequins in Sears, and a ish load of restitution and lawyer bills. Luckily I was in a town were a family member know a Matlock type lawyer. So got it all expunged if I stayed out of trouble for 2 yrs.And I never took ripped fuel again or drank brown alcohol..
Originally posted by UnfrozenCatfanLawyer:
GD, Incredible Hulk. Did you throw some cars around while you were at it?
Originally posted by justa:
I had actually made all the restitution before the court date so none of the places, showed up and didnt press charges. The only trouble I had was the security guard was driving an 86 Tercel and claimed I did $2K worth of damages to it, C’mon. And he wouldn’t budge so I had to pay that to keep him from pressing. Just ended up with a couple minor things but it all vanished and I have a clean record.
I was taking Ripped Fuel for like 3 months, dropped liek 50 lbs and hadnt drank in 6 months. Decided to celebrate with a bang and drink Makers all night. It was probably a blessing I did what I did because I was actually walking across town to get my truck and somehow wondered into a mall. If I had made it to my truck I could have easily killed someone.
And because the original charges were all serious felonies I was put in the real jail, giving the uniform, the whole bit. My cell mate was a murderer waiting extradition to another state. And it was a Sunday morning so having family come up with the bail was taking forever.
I seriously didn’t tell a soul about that for a few years then finally after it had all been wiped clean I started telling the story and everytime one of my friends introduce me to someone new they are always like “Your the mall guy right?”
Originally posted by CClarkUK:
Pretty safe to say that somewhere in world, at this very minute, someone is on their way to purchase some ripped fuel and a fifth of Beam.
Originally posted by justa:
Seriously we went into court my lawyer nodded to the prosecutor and they went back into chambers. Came out and said your all good just dont get into trouble for 2 years. I never even had to go enter a plea or anything. He was about 75 years old, semi retired and knew every judge, prosecutor, etc in the area. DEFINITELY saved my ass.